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Board Administrator Username: mjm Post Number: 4414 Registered: 11-1998 |
Honorable Mention There Are No Cubans Left in L.A. Didi Menendez "There are no Cubans left in L.A." This is a true statement. We know this to be true. We are Cubans living in Miami and there is one left in LA. And that is Cousin Louie. Okay so that makes my statement untrue. Let me rephrase it then. There is only one Cuban left in L.A. and it is my cousin Louie. If a Cuban should run into another Cuban in L.A. their surprise at finding another Cuban squeaks louder than a mouse in a cat's stomach. My daughter said that about the mouse. She is learning to use analogies and where food she eats comes from. "We do not want to know what is in a hot dog honey" I had to answer the other day. Cousin Louie had his testicles redone. Did you know there are four sizes for testicles? This is also a true statement. You may ask any doctor. The sizes are: small medium large and OH MY GODs. Louie had to have OH MY GODs special ordered. Of course I found out about OH MY GODs replacement after the fact. The recluse of the family learns last. I get told these things when my sister feels the urge to confess. It is her way of trying to bond. Of course we all know why people get the urge to confess. One of the main reasons may be guilt. What is she guilty about? Ask her not me. I learned to swallow a long time ago. Lorenzo is a toy poodle and and Alfa 66 is alive and well. Old Cuban geezers meet in the Florida everglades, tell their wives they are going to practice Psychological Operations of Guerilla Warfare so they can take the island away from the other old geezer. They come home drunk, suntanned and with fresh fish. What did you say? You didn't know that catching fish was part of the psychological operations of guerilla warfare? Well now you know. The most beautiful drag queens are in Miami. And I am not talking about the ones that wear fake eyelashes that are 3 inches long and go up to half their forehead. NO! These are the most beautiful women that you will ever meet. Heterosexuals would gladly turn homosexual for one of these beautiful ladies. This is also a true statement. Even Louie was amazed at the revelation that the most beautiful drag queens are found in Miami. In South Beach to be exact. Los Angeles used to have the most beautiful men before Miami took first place. I had to remind him that there are no Cubans left in L.A. |
